Top 19 Burglar Quotes

Here we have the best Burglar Quotes from famous authors such as Simon Cowell, Angus Young, George Bernard Shaw, James Chiles, Mark Bonnar. Find the perfect quotation from our collection.

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum‘s house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me.

If I heard a noise at night, I’d think there was a burglar sneaking around; the first thing I’d do was check on my guitar.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

George Bernard Shaw

Burglars know there’s more than one way to skin a vault.

James Chiles

I sold burglar alarms for four weeks, which wasn’t very long, but it was long enough.

Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10.

Authors don’t tend to stay with the same agents and editors over their entire lifetimes, but Grafton worked with Marian Wood, her editor at Putnam, from Kinsey’s first outing, and signed with Molly Friedrich, still her literary agent, with the publication of ‘B Is for Burglar.’

I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it’s mine.

David Eddings

It takes about seventy-five pages for a Parker reference – from ‘The Score,’ specifically – to show up in Geoff Manaugh’s ‘A Burglar’s Guide to the City.’

If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen.

Sam Ervin

Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

If you’re going away, be sure to cancel the paper, the milk, and the laundry pickup. Remove the fresh stuff from the ice box, lock the windows and doors, and phone the cops and tell them how long you’ll be gone so they’ll keep an eye out for burglars.

Even a burglar hesitates to go back for more.

Isoroku Yamamoto

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it’s too late.

Rita Coolidge

There have been prank shows that have been really elaborate, setting up fake car accidents and burglars. For us, we wanted to strip it down completely, didn’t want to do anything that someone else couldn’t do – a lot like the Jerky Boys.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

G Gordon Liddy

I’m calling myself ‘The Doodler,’ and with the simple addition of a small burglar’s mask, I achieve utter anonymity.

The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch out of the darkness.