Top 22 Molly Shannon Quotes

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

When I see a mom embarrassed because her kid is having a temper tantrum, I’m like, ‘Please! Do you think I’ve never gone through that?’ Women tend to be too hard on themselves.

There was a period where I stopped auditioning because I was like, ‘I don’t have the heart.’ There’s just so much rejection.

I just try to laugh at the little things. Like, I’m always amazed by how long it takes two kids to get dressed and out the door. Every morning I say, ‘Come on! Let’s go! Five minutes!’ And they’re still in their underwear. Or they say they’re ready, but they’re not wearing shoes.

The love of a parent, that connection, it’s eternal.

I think things get a lot better after high school. I think the ones that struggle during that time tend to have better experiences after.

I think that, being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they’re in pain, you feel their pain.

She’s true to herself and she‘s determined. She has things going against her, but she forges ahead despite all of that. I think that’s encouraging. She’s got some problems, but she has hope and tries to plow through things. I think that’s a good role model.

I think I’m a really hard worker, and I feel like my attitude is to just enjoy the process of being creative and developing and ‘just throw a bunch of stuff against the wall and see what sticks.’

I definitely have loads of respect for writers and the art of writing.

I used to watch ‘SNL‘ when I was babysitting, after I put the kids to bed. It was the Gilda Radner and Bill Murray era. I loved it.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

If you can write and create original characters, do your own show, develop your own material, it gives you more power than just waiting around to be hired.

I’m no way one of those comedians who want to do drama. I really do love comedies. I hope to go back to it.

Without a doubt, the worst part of being a mom is having to floss my kids’ teeth every night. It’s so tedious.

My dad was a real fun guy, and despite his personal problems, he was a great father. It wasn’t easy, but he did a good job of raising my sister Mary and I all by himself.

I guess I have a positive attitude about divorce because I have some friends who’ve gotten divorced, and I’m like, ‘Well, if it’s better, then – good!’

I had to babysit a lot when I was in high school, and I missed a lot of parties. I felt this longing, like, ‘Oh no, I’m going to miss meeting the love of my life at that party!’ I feel like that’s very Mary Katherine Gallagher.

I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian.

People would be like, ‘Oh, ‘Saturday Night Live‘ is such a stepping stone!’ And I remember being like, ‘A stepping stone?! This is my everything! I could just stop right here! This is the pinnacle!’

I really love having lots of down time with my kids.

When I was 12, my friend and I tried to sneak onto a plane from my hometown of Cleveland to New York City! My dad encouraged us – he was a wild guy, big on jokes.