Top 30 Mattress Quotes

Here we have the best Mattress Quotes from famous authors such as Albert Brooks, Kevin McCarthy, Allen West, Dalton Trumbo, Ricky Martin. Find the perfect quotation from our collection.

There are a few giant companies that I love, and I love Amazon. Their customer service is impeccable: sometimes, just for the hell of it, I’ll sleep on a mattress for three years and return it.

Albert Brooks

I don’t live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office.

Kevin McCarthy

From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales.

Allen West

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

Dalton Trumbo

I don’t need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I’ll be the happiest camper.

Ricky Martin

If you want to have a good sleep, you have to have a good mattress.

Jonathan Scott

I’ve been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five – I was the evil queen in ‘Once Upon a Mattress.’

Lilla Crawford

The days when a princess was too delicate to sleep on a mattress with a pea under it are long gone.

Caroline Princess of Hanover

It is a well known urban myth that the French don’t trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It’s not that they are tight with money – they just don’t trust anyone.

Janine di Giovanni

When you have a quality mattress, great sheets, and a good duvet with the perfect fill, it all works together to give you the perfect sleep.

Jonathan Scott

When I first had Isaac, I only owned a mattress. Now I have a show?

Frankie Shaw

I use a relatively hard mattress.

Kirti Kulhari

If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed.

Avi Rubin

The worst fear you can have coming from a modelling background is that you’re going to be a model-turned- actress – a mattress, that’s what I call them, ironically, I hope.

Pollyanna McIntosh

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

Kim Kardashian

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

Richard Marx

My first professional gig was ‘Once Upon a Mattress’ at the Drury Lane Oakbrook… I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred.

Jessie Mueller

A lifetime single worker really gets a horrid deal from Social Security. The return on average is less than 0.5 percent. These workers would be nearly better off stuffing their payroll tax dollars under a mattress.

Stephen Moore

Obviously you can stash money under your mattress, cut down on hazelnut lattes, but in terms of the larger economic frame of our lives, we have very little agency. About one of the only things you can do is understand it.

John Lanchester

I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra.

Aaron Paul

Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.

Ariel Dorfman

It’s really terrific to see Pittsburgh recognize the Mattress Factory.

James Turrell

Apparently, if you live until 75, you’ll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.

Marc Warren

As a single guy, the baseline of what I needed was so low. I just needed an air mattress, food, and rent money.

Hasan Minhaj

We have a Mercedes Viano, which is a sort of posh people carrier. I told my wife I bought it for the kids, but the real reason is that I can put my dirt bikes and a mattress in the back, then get out of London for the weekend.

Charley Boorman

I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called ‘Once Upon a Mattress,’ that kind of put me on the map.

Carol Burnett

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I’d played with before joining the ‘Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation.

Noel Redding

Well, I’d had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

Noel Redding

For some reason, I wrote about the bed we slept in when I was a kid. It was a half-acre of misery, that bed, sagging in the middle, red hair sticking out of the mattress, the spring gone and the fleas leaping all over the place.

Frank McCourt

All I need is a place to put my things, somewhere to lay a mattress.

Sterling Hayden

Top 30 Mattress Quotes

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