Top 40 Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl’s best friend.

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I’m not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won‘t tell it.

All my life, I have been a positive thinker… I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event – no matter how tragic – one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

I pay all my own bills… I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I never really mind what people say about me – I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people’s disdain or nastiness upset me for long.

There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man’s advances, as long as they are in cash.

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist‘s bills.

I don’t remember anybody‘s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There’s plenty of time for that after marriage.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Any woman who diets all the time can’t help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else‘s spouse happy.

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a ‘sleeping dictionary.’ Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I’m still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

I’m a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That’s how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, ‘I want the Waldorf,’ and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

I think I’m very old-fashioned.

There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.

I call everyone ‘Darling‘ because I can’t remember their names.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I don’t accept gifts from perfect strangers – but then, nobody‘s perfect.

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It’s a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn’t work out, they can’t take that away from you.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

A girl must marry for love – and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

Men fall in love with their eyes – they like what they see – and women fall in love with their ears – they like what they hear!

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?