Top 45 Wee Quotes

Scoring at the big stadiums in Glasgow is something I have dreamed about doing since I was a wee boy and now I have managed to do that.

To be honest, I probably wouldn’t have gone to Hollywood if I hadn’t been offered ‘Ugly Betty‘ because I was a wee bit feart. But you have to make yourself frightened. That’s what keeps you alive.

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.

I’d be up for the ‘Bond‘ theme, and I’d put my name forward for the lead role. If they want a wee, chubby guy from Scotland, then I’m their man.

I was doing a wee gig at the Edinburgh Fringe, and while I was walking down to the show from the train station, someone stopped and asked if they could get a picture with me. This was about six months before I released my first single as well, so my response was, ‘Are you sure?’

You don’t do hero films about old men. They smell of wee, don’t they?

My mother fed my love of demons, science fiction, and paranormal. She was a devout horror movie fan who kept me up until the wee hours to watch ‘Outer Limits,’ ‘Night Gallery,’ ‘Twilight Zone,’ and ‘Star Trek.’ We lived to watch those reruns.

I would rather there’s somebody who is just a wee bit down in the dumps believing that they’ve got depression and going to the doctor and getting it checked out, than not, I’d rather that everybody was given the benefit of the doubt.

When I started going to see Celtic, it was just before Henrik Larsson signed. We used to try to skip into the games. You would stand outside, waiting for someone who had a spare ticket and then give him the wee puppy eyes in the hope he’d give it to you!

I’ll be prime minister and a mum, and Clarke will be ‘first man of fishing‘ and stay-at-home dad. I think it’s fair to say that this will be a wee one that a village will raise, but we couldn’t be more excited.

When my son was born, I was busy with the shoot of the film. So sometimes I would come in the wee hours and he would be sleeping and when he is awake, I am gone for work.

Food plays a large part in our weekend, but on a Friday evening, I’ll make us something simple for tea. I might have a wee glass of wine.

Sometimes you just need a wee bit time away from football to freshen things up.

A college experience is something everyone should have. Going to Waffle House late at night. Or the gym at midnight, until the wee hours of the morning. Just being kids. Hanging out.

I would certainly love to be playing Mario Kart up until the wee hours, but sometimes I’ve just got to call it quits.

I never get the tall, blonde, glamorous roles because I’m not tall, blonde and glamorous. I’m more the wee, disturbing characters because of the way I look or sound.

Little bitty bags are completely impractical – I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I’m devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.

I remember my first practice, from Pee Wee football when I was, like, 10, and I didn’t know what was going on.

I was 16 when I was in a band, for about 10 minutes. I went off and did acting after that. So it was a wee moment for me when I sang.

I’m just a wee, chubby boy that happens to sing songs.

You want to get something changed, you send sport. Look what happened when Pee Wee Reese puts his arm around Jackie Robinson. That did more for racial relations in the United States through sport.

I always believed in my ability. I just had to work hard and be patient and, yeah, at times it didn’t look likely. You need a wee stroke of luck but every chance I’ve been given, I’ve taken.

I’ve been a ‘Doctor Who‘ fan since I was a wee girl.

You have your heart on your sleeve when you play games, but playing for your country is special, you dream about it as a wee boy.

I like wee arguments, I’ve never been into jokes. I’m more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making sense.

Why would you want a picture with a wee, chubby guy from Bathgate? I just don’t understand my appeal.

Web searching and cellphone use both flourish in the wee hours. Before the dawn of the web, I would stay up watching television. But there is something soporific about television: I would often nod off. Not so when I’m online. As technologies expand, these problems may only worsen.

My dad was a singer. Old classic stuff like ‘Brown Eyed Girl,’ or ‘Delilah’ if he was getting really dramatic. And there was always a gig. All the men would go out and play, congregate back at our house, and I would be up with them wailing into the wee hours.

My most vivid memory – it’s actually one of my first memories – I was three, and I was the youngest angel in the show production. And I remember being absolutely desperate for the toilet. I needed to wee really badly. So I was crossing my legs when I was walking down.

In late 2004, I left my much-maligned home state of New Jersey for the supposedly greener pastures of Astoria, Queens. I’d finally be in the mix, living off the subway line, able to go from audition to audition during the day and from late night show to late night show in the wee hours of the morning.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

I love ‘The Twilight Zone,’ the original black and white ones with Rod Serling’s wee bit at the beginning.

The tour life definitely puts strains on your body, not just because of the dancing but because of the fact that you are traveling into the wee hours of the day, getting up early, going to sound check – just the grueling process of it all.

Since being a wee boy, I’ve wanted to be on the pitch at Hampden. I don’t know why. I love all the international games and such but I’ve never been that partisan. But I’ve always wanted to stand on that pitch.

I was Lady Gaga way before her time. I had a wee kettle for a handbag. Didn’t everyone, at some point? One of the teachers used to call me Dame Flora Robson because I had this big, long Victorian skirt. And I wore a Peruvian hat. It was the 1980s – people were wearing lots of lace.

You will always worry – a wee lad from Edinburgh going up on stage in Glasgow.

I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far.

I lived near Arthur‘s Seat when I lived in Edinburgh. It was the perfect playground as a child. I always have a wee run up there when I’m back.

What a wee little part of a person‘s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

Daft Wee Stories’ is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them quite funny, with punchlines – they’re kind of like sketches.

If you get too high it comes back to bite you on the backside so I was always aware in spells before when I’ve done well in a season, eventually there was a wee dip.

Mind you, I’ve always been musical… Mother used to sit me on her knee and I’d whisper, ‘Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,’ and she‘d say: ‘Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.’

From a child growing up in the U.K., I used to listen until the wee hours of the night to talk radio.

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My grandparents never understood why my mother Noreen chose such exotic names for her children: Damon and me. My granny insisted on calling my brother Dermot – a good Irish name – until she died; I was just known as ‘wee one.’