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My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.
There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.
I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?